[ What's wrong with admiring butts?? Stop staring at him like that. He shifts a bit in his seat, deflecting any judgment with his glasses. Just bounce right off the lens. ]
I guess? I also added a sunroof to it. [ Uhm. ] I'm not sure how I can beat that unless I get him a frill-necked lizard.
Or he's just full of shit. He's known the younger man for being a little odd, but he can hardly imagine that anyone would think that Goro would enjoy...that. ]
That sounds expensive.
[ He leans back in his chair. ]
You're right, that's a big problem. And that's why you cam here, hm? To ask me what I would do?
[ Then Akira(I) has never asked Goro about his love for lizards yet... If only Akira was making this up because he actually isn't. The amount of times Goro has mentioned his love for 1) reptiles, 2) specifically frill-necked lizards, 3) enough to trump the lovable and so much more superior feline can't be counted with two hands?
Your half-brother is a weirdo. ]
Yeah, I imagine so. [ Stroking his chin, he thinks of his savings. Gone. Nodding, he continues to explain: ] I first went to ask his mother—I thought she would give the best advice, but she told me "as long as you two enjoy the day, I'm sure he'll be happy."
[ Vague, aimless "advice." This is one of the truths to the lie, so take it. ]
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I guess? I also added a sunroof to it. [ Uhm. ] I'm not sure how I can beat that unless I get him a frill-necked lizard.
[ Do you see his fake big problem here? ]
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Akira(II) is clearly insane.
Or he's just full of shit. He's known the younger man for being a little odd, but he can hardly imagine that anyone would think that Goro would enjoy...that. ]
That sounds expensive.
[ He leans back in his chair. ]
You're right, that's a big problem. And that's why you cam here, hm? To ask me what I would do?
[ That isn't why you're here, is it? ]
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Your half-brother is a weirdo. ]
Yeah, I imagine so. [ Stroking his chin, he thinks of his savings. Gone. Nodding, he continues to explain: ] I first went to ask his mother—I thought she would give the best advice, but she told me "as long as you two enjoy the day, I'm sure he'll be happy."
[ Vague, aimless "advice." This is one of the truths to the lie, so take it. ]
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Ah well. No one is perfect. ]
Well, she isn't wrong.
[ Different mothers, of course, but she's a pleasant enough woman that Akira(I) has never felt anything particularly untoward. ]
To be quite honest, your relationship has lasted longer than any of mine.
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Uhm. ]
Really...? [ ??????????? ] That's surprising.
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Is it? I've always prioritized school over dating.
[ School and clubs and work and extracurricular activities to prove he's anything but his father and everything better than those around him. ]
Maybe you should be giving me advice instead.